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Old 01-29-2005, 09:58 AM   #5
Symbol of Cyric
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Join Date: September 10, 2001
Location: USA
Age: 42
Posts: 1,301
Well, this 70 year old man comes home from the doctors and said to his wife:
"The doctor said today that I have the heart of a 30 year old, the sex drive of a 40 year old, and the stamina of a 50 year old!!!"

His wife says "did he say anything about your 70 year old sagging rear-end????"

He says "No, you weren't mentioned in the conversation at all."

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