~A fuzzy beast who shall remain brainless wandered over to the Den of Iniquity inhabited by the one known as DragonMage. He was tentative at first but thrust and stabbed with his finger at the door bell. 30 Minutes later he realized that it wasn't a doorbell, but a small spider who had wandered over to the repulsive fellow and gave its life for the sake of idiocy. He then meandered over to what he thought was the door and openend it with a passionate grunt.
There in all of her splendiferous splender was DragonMage. "Gaze upon my booty, I mean beauty stupid mortal. Consider yourself blessed that you can do so without me stealing your vitality and using you as my dustbuster.
The story would be continued by another...
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey
- Token lackwit of HADB
- Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
- Long lost brother of DragonMage[/list]
[This message has been edited by H. Sedai (edited 10-12-2001).]