Dude, if I had a nickel for everytime I "fell asleep" on my bathroom floor, I wouldn't be working right now!
C'mon guys, let's have some good ones! No one will beat the masters, BBJ & MagiK, but you sure can try!
I'll give you my most recent one: Having had too much work in too short an amount of time, I fell asleep while working in my office at home last night. Somehow, in my sleep, I moved from the chair to the floor, where I awoke at 6 am.
On the plus side, I've billed over 200 hours a month for 3 months now, so at least my numbers are up!
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