I visited Miss Brown,
who was bathing and couldn't come down.
Said I, slip on something and come down quick,
so she slipped on the soap and came down in a tick.
Hows about a limmerick?
There once was a man from Bengal,
who went to a fancy-dress ball.
He mumured I'll risk it, and go as a biscuit,
but a dog ate him up in the hall.
and a riddle:
The blind beggar a brother, but the blind beggar's brother doesn't have abrother, so who is the blind beggar?
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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger