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Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis when he accidentally
cut off all ten of his fingers. He went directly to the emergency room.
The doctor looked at Sven and said "Let's have the fingers and I'll
see what I can do." Sven said, "I haven't got da fingers. "What do you
mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We have microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and
made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" Sven says, "How
da hell vas I suppost to pick dem up???
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