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Originally Posted by Cloudbringer ..till then, allow me to drool on yours, bubbe!

...drooling on sofa is bad and wrong; I should know, my eldest teen-boy does it in between lurching zombie-like from room to room looking for somewhere to drool...you will end up with snail-trail drool marks on the fabric and they are hell to explain when friends pop round for a drink..they just do not go for the woeful tales of giant killer African snails on loan from the local zoo whilst their new home is rebuilt, not unless you get them really drunk..and drunken giant African land snails wander around even more than sober ones and you end up with snail trails on the ceiling and all sorts of crap which messes you up both emotionally and physically and you just don't need to go down that whole thread of thought because it gets really, really confusing...