The Best That Could Happen
Three old men were talking about the best thing that could happen to
them at this point in their lives.
The 80-year-old said, "I'd like nothing better than to have a good
pee. I just stand there and it dribbles and hurts, and I have to go
over and over again."
The 85-year-old said, "I'd like nothing better than to have a good
bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on
and it's still a problem."
The 90-year-old man said, "Every morning at 6:00 am sharp I have a
good long pee and a half hour later I have a fantastic bowel
movement. I'd like nothing better than to wake up beforehand."
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
To Err is Human To Forgive Divine, However Neither is U.S. Marine Corps Policy. Nuke'm til the damn camels glow.