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Bungleau · 12-22-2005, 10:56 AM

Well, friend Sever, it's time for your Christmas present... Ya know, it's awfully hard shopping for someone who won't explain their sig, even when you put out a perfectly wonderful opportunity to do so...

So, in that regard, the first part of your present is a membership in the Pie of the Month club. Yes, every month, regular as clockwork, a package will arrive at your door containing three new, different, and wonderfully fantastic pies, all relevant to the season. January promises to be a good one, with a mint chocolate cream pie, a hot apple with cinnamon pie, and a home-made peach cobbler. They wouldn't tell me what pies were scheduled for February and beyond, but I'm sure they'll be grand [img]smile.gif[/img]

Of course, with all that pie, you'll need something to do while you're eating. So open up that next package... it's got a new pugilistic parser in it, an interesting device that parses time out and will let you travel back in time to see any events that you wish! Unfortunately, it's still in development mode, and the only thing you can go back to see are boxing matches, but I don't think that will be much of a problem, will it?

Your third present is in that small envelope over there... yes, that one. It's the directo contact information for your own personal Sony Tech Support line! That's right... a hotline direct to Sony that will let you work right with the manufacturer to get your DVD player fixed and behaving properly. You'll be watching The Crow in no time, with another piece of pie waiting on the kitchen counter.

And finally... since life isn't all about time travel, DVDs, and food... something to help with the most important thing of all... gaming! Yes, on that shiny CD in the last package is a small program that Santa's elves whipped up special, just for you. It's a Morrowind Auto-Cam, a special TSR program that will automatically record every battle, every combat, and every step of every adventure in Morrowind. No more bemoaning the fact that you didn't have a screen cam going during that epic battle, or that you couldn't get a screen cap of that conjurer with a Bonelord on its head... just play back in fast, regular, or slow motion, save the bits you want, and share them easily with all your friends!

Enjoy!

12-22-2005, 10:56 AM	#4
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Well, friend Sever, it's time for your Christmas present... Ya know, it's awfully hard shopping for someone who won't explain their sig, even when you put out a perfectly wonderful opportunity to do so... So, in that regard, the first part of your present is a membership in the Pie of the Month club. Yes, every month, regular as clockwork, a package will arrive at your door containing three new, different, and wonderfully fantastic pies, all relevant to the season. January promises to be a good one, with a mint chocolate cream pie, a hot apple with cinnamon pie, and a home-made peach cobbler. They wouldn't tell me what pies were scheduled for February and beyond, but I'm sure they'll be grand [img]smile.gif[/img] Of course, with all that pie, you'll need something to do while you're eating. So open up that next package... it's got a new pugilistic parser in it, an interesting device that parses time out and will let you travel back in time to see any events that you wish! Unfortunately, it's still in development mode, and the only thing you can go back to see are boxing matches, but I don't think that will be much of a problem, will it? Your third present is in that small envelope over there... yes, that one. It's the directo contact information for your own personal Sony Tech Support line! That's right... a hotline direct to Sony that will let you work right with the manufacturer to get your DVD player fixed and behaving properly. You'll be watching The Crow in no time, with another piece of pie waiting on the kitchen counter. And finally... since life isn't all about time travel, DVDs, and food... something to help with the most important thing of all... gaming! Yes, on that shiny CD in the last package is a small program that Santa's elves whipped up special, just for you. It's a Morrowind Auto-Cam, a special TSR program that will automatically record every battle, every combat, and every step of every adventure in Morrowind. No more bemoaning the fact that you didn't have a screen cam going during that epic battle, or that you couldn't get a screen cap of that conjurer with a Bonelord on its head... just play back in fast, regular, or slow motion, save the bits you want, and share them easily with all your friends! Enjoy! __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.