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Old 01-22-2001, 03:49 PM   #49
Asphyxiate
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Washington DC, USA
Age: 48
Posts: 214
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My fine feathermouthed friends,
It might be all the years messing with the formaldehyde having a somewhat adverse effect upon the old noggin, and far be it from me to throw a staff into the well-oiled cogs of this discussion, but have you considered The Brain as a viable candidate? Look at the advantages!

: Oozing intelligence from every pore
: Small empire of mindflayers at your disposal
: Doesn't require to watch football every Sunday
: Can't actually see at all - wear what you want!
: Attractive pink colouration
: Squishy, tactile fabric coating
: Mixes a mean martini

.. Or something ...
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