I love your list! I had a few thoughts on the subject, too...
1. It's important to push when you can't pull.
2. Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
3. There is no good, there is no bad. Just perspective and opinion.
4. Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
5. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
6. Whatever you do, don't fall into a time warp!