WARNING THIS COULD BE CONSIDERED CRUDE,
but it is a good insight into the male mind
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl
with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling
on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 40 and looking for a girl with very big breasts.
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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"