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Old 06-09-2006, 01:43 AM   #3
Legolas
Jack Burton
 

Join Date: March 31, 2001
Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine.
Age: 39
Posts: 5,459
I'd go with Bicycle Repair Man, myself*. Especially if everyone else looks like superman. Still, I imagine your Merry Man in a hero's tights would be the perfect excuse to go completely mad to the point everyone suspects insanity and a lack of shame. I mean, "Rub my Happy Ball"?
You might try and employ specific sweets for different jobs, like faux prozac for those who stubbornly refuse to be joyous and little heartshaped words of god for the truely devout, but that'd make you candyman.

On to other tips.
Carry a simple board book to help illustrate your cheerful tales.
Use a tape recorder or similar to brighten your surroundings with pleasant and uplifting tunes (and make people dance on them if at all possible).
Finger painting makes for wonderful therapy, just on't make a mess of your surroundings.
Lastly, don't underestimate the effect of water balloons.


*Tartanman would take too much time to prepare in your case, plus you're a penguin freak

[ 06-09-2006, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Legolas ]
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