Project One: Jokes:
Did you here about the Hyena who ate an Oxo (beef) cube? He became a laughing stock.
Boom Boom!
I have great affinity for the male hyena. I mean, how can you have sex when the female is laughing at you all the time.
What do you call a Laughing Hyena with no sense of humour. Answer: A Hyena!
What do you call a hyena with no legs in a lake. Answer: Bob.
Poems: The boy stood on the burning deck,
His leg was all a'quiver
He coughed, his leg fell off and floated down the river.
Song by REM:Hyena
Night time fell at the opening,
In the final act of the beginning of time.
Hyena take your role, the stage is set.
The town is safe again tonight
Hyena (I see the day ahead)
Hyena (and all that I've cried through)
Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?)
Hyena, sister look to your hand
Man you serve communal interest,
She'll tell you when and where and how and why you'd hurt
A beautiful young lady
Hyena (I see the day ahead)
Hyena (and all that I've cried through)
Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?)
The only thing to fear is fearlessness
The bigger the weapon the greater the fear
Hyena is ambassador to here
Night time fell like the closing
Meager pay, but recognition
Hyena crawls on his belly out
The town is safe again tonight
Hyena (I see the changes, man)
Hyena (Goin' on 'cross the way)
Hyena (I see my road ahead)
Hyena (Don't know if I should stay)
Hyena (I see you holding him,)
Hyena (and all that I've cried through)
Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?)
Something that gets me through the day: Caffiene.
You still got it Donut. Non Legitimae Carborundum!
Thanks, but what have I told you about talking to yourself, and what does that latin stuff mean?
So it's okay for you to talk to yourself then! Roughly translated it means 'don't let the bastards grid you down.
Okay - now go away you are absolutely hatstand!
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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas
Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!