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/)eathKiller · 02-04-2003, 11:17 PM

OK whatever kind of communism that is, it sure isn't Cuban Communism...

Cuban Communism's goals work like this:

1: Fidel is president

2: Fidel will never die

3: Fidel will normally lie to the press to gain attention (hey if Clone-Aid did it so can we!)

4: Lets live in a paradise where we chop down rare trees to save feral cats, prostitution is legal, and there aren't any Wal-Marts!

5: Oh yeah, and smoke Cigars until the air becomes a toxic cloud which eats away the atmosphere and kills us all...

6: Stop speaking English, Portugeese is the only alternative to Spanish...

7: Eat with both your hands on the table! No Napkins either!

8: Pretend your cattle are "Super Cows" and that their milk cures cancer and aids

9: Drive cars from the 1950s, anything newer isn't scientifically fathomable.

[ 02-04-2003, 11:20 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

02-04-2003, 11:17 PM	#23
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	OK whatever kind of communism that is, it sure isn't Cuban Communism... Cuban Communism's goals work like this: 1: Fidel is president 2: Fidel will never die 3: Fidel will normally lie to the press to gain attention (hey if Clone-Aid did it so can we!) 4: Lets live in a paradise where we chop down rare trees to save feral cats, prostitution is legal, and there aren't any Wal-Marts! 5: Oh yeah, and smoke Cigars until the air becomes a toxic cloud which eats away the atmosphere and kills us all... 6: Stop speaking English, Portugeese is the only alternative to Spanish... 7: Eat with both your hands on the table! No Napkins either! 8: Pretend your cattle are "Super Cows" and that their milk cures cancer and aids 9: Drive cars from the 1950s, anything newer isn't scientifically fathomable. [ 02-04-2003, 11:20 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;