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Old 11-07-2000, 02:30 PM   #1
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welcome, welcome one and all to Firestorm the true neutral mage\kensi shop of wonders!

'tis many a year since i last visited these lands, exploration of new lands beckoned to me and i found many a valuable artifact, so like a good adventurer i set up shop in amn. my competition seems to be ribald, come my friends to the shop of wonders instead, for it is I who gives the cheapest prices (sometimes) and has the widest range of items.....

my newest aqusitions are.........

1) Holy Handkerchief of Non-Sneezing : this fantastic little item STOPS your sneeze spray from engulfing nerby villages and annoying those nasty people who complain a lot! only 1200 gp

2) Mighty Golden Glasses of Seeing +4 : discovered reccently near a rather old dragon with a sight impediment, these trendy lenses will cure those of lack of sight mearly by placing them over they're eyes! (note: break easily, ignore duct tape round legs) only 5000 gp

3) Horseless Wagon of Moving +2 : funny thing this, found in a sparsely inhabited island off the sword coast, native's call it a "car"! don't ask me my customers, i just do the goods. for you lot only 15000 gp

yes, tresures are abound in my store, feel free to look around and make yourself at home. those of a *ahem* theiving nature can get work here anytime day or night.