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Old 01-15-2008, 07:40 PM   #8
VulcanRider
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Join Date: July 25, 2002
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Age: 59
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Default Re: Joke World 1-1

A young man goes into the Job Center in Washington D.C. , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more -

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies - "Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi . That's about 750 miles from here."

"Oh why, is that where the job is at?"

"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
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