since im already here with jokes
. let me just add another one instead of maknig a new post and clutter up Z's space
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there were 3 different guys on top of a cliff. they were a russian, american and a asian (i forgot the last one national actually). a genie appeared in front of them and he said that if you jump off the cliff shouting your desire then it will be fulfilled.
the russian went first and jumped off cliff shouting "vodka" and sure enough, he landed on a pool of vodka swimming happily.
the asian went and ran off the cliff shouting "money" and sure enough, he landed on a pool for of gold, silver, paperbills and coins swimming happily
last but not the least, the american who was so excited started running off the cliff. just as he was about of jump off the cliff he tripped over a stone and fell shouting "SSSshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt... [img]tongue.gif[/img]