The Chosen Ones appear at the trapdoor leading down to Toad Village . . .
Triumphantly, "Ekbu" they say
Rudely they are told to go away.
"I am Ekbu" they say to all that they meet
Yet the only reply is "warmskins beat feet".
Running about underground til their faces are red
Trying not to harm a wart on any toad's head.
After 30 minutes or so they are back at the start
Frustrated that the toads will not play their part
"I am Ekbu" they desperately scream at the guard
Voices rising like that of a psychotic bard.
Suddenly it dawns on our inattentive party,
That the statement to say is not Ekbu or Marty,
In a tone that is sheepishly quiet they say,
"ER, UM, actually I just remembered I am Ukabu today"
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