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Hey there people! I bet all these problems still exist cos Link is not in the bar! But he's back!
"Jesus, LS! It smells in here!" Link yells at the bartender.
"Not me, Link" the bartender answers.
"What is that smell?" Link mutters and he looks around. Nothing weird in the bar. Two crazy wizards being pursued by an Earth Elemental. WHAT? Link draws his sword and jumps into the battle.
"Hey stinky-face! Over here!"
The earth elemental grunts, and slowly turns his head. Tancred and the mage stop and breath heavily.
"Yeah you, you ugly faced scumbag! Come and get some punk!"
The earth elemental roars, and begins to walk to the warrior standing there in the center of the bar. The warrior though, doesn't move an inch, and waits for the enormous creature reaches him.
"You die!" a low rumbling sound escapes the mouth of the elemental.
Astounded Link looks up at the elemental. This is new for him. A TALKING Earth Elemental. The Earth Elemental doesn't wait for Link to resume his fighting position, and deals him a heavy blow. Link flies through the air and lands on a table. He gets up, and turns to the creature.
"Big mistake buddy!" he says.
He runs to the Elemental and dances around it, dealing blows all over its body. The Earth Elemental is unable to do anything, and is heavily wounded. Suddenly the warrior stops and points at Tancred.
"Holy boy! Finish him off!"
Tancred walks to the Earth Elemental to deal the final blow, but just seconds before he can swing his sword, the Earth Elemental falls down on the bars floor. Dead.
"Sorry" Link says, and he sits down on a chair, ordering a Forever Ale.
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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......
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