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armageddon272 · 11-02-2004, 10:27 AM

ive heard beter but yeah, its a good morning joke. heres another if anyone doesn't mind.

An engaged couple die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they ask St.Peter if they can get married in heaven, since they didn't get a chance on earth, and St.Peter says "alright, in 100 years I'll call you back and get you married", so the couple waits patiently for 100 years. St.Peter calls them back and gets them married, but after about 30 years of marriage, the two start getting on each other's nerves. They go back to St.Peter and ask if they can get a divorce and the Saint replies "Are you kidding?! It took me 100 years to get a priest up here! I'm never getting a lawyer!"

11-02-2004, 10:27 AM	#10
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 33 Posts: 1,163	ive heard beter but yeah, its a good morning joke. heres another if anyone doesn't mind. An engaged couple die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they ask St.Peter if they can get married in heaven, since they didn't get a chance on earth, and St.Peter says "alright, in 100 years I'll call you back and get you married", so the couple waits patiently for 100 years. St.Peter calls them back and gets them married, but after about 30 years of marriage, the two start getting on each other's nerves. They go back to St.Peter and ask if they can get a divorce and the Saint replies "Are you kidding?! It took me 100 years to get a priest up here! I'm never getting a lawyer!"