As somewhat of a child of the 80s myself, I understand what you mean by 'gay', but also I see why it's offensive. It's the same with calling something 'retarded.' It's not meant to be insulting but, it is. Maybe a new word is in order? Like 'bunk', 'lame', or even just plain 'silly.' Hell, be brave and make up a word like Humpty Hump did and call it 'loopdid.'
(please tell me you guys know who that is)
Anyway, as far as the guy in the guild hall goes, I can't be sure about saving him... tho since you know ahead of time there's nothing you can do to save him, maybe try killing him ahead of time yourself, and call it a mercy killing... And if the courts disagree, claim temporary insanity and call OJ's lawyer
