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Bungleau · 06-03-2003, 03:00 PM

Yep... oatmeal for brains there...

Did I ever tell youse guys about my buddies crossing over to Canada? Customs guard asked the standard questions (where are you going, how long will you be there, any alcohol, tobacco, or firearms).

When he got to "firearms", one buddy looked at the other and asked, "Do you think that includes the M16 broken down in the trunk?"

Customs agents don't think that's funny. They pulled the car over and spent the next hour taking things apart until they found that M16... which wasn't there...

After an hour, they were allowed to reassemble the car and given a nasty warning. Truth is, they could still be in the slammer...

06-03-2003, 03:00 PM	#5
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Yep... oatmeal for brains there... Did I ever tell youse guys about my buddies crossing over to Canada? Customs guard asked the standard questions (where are you going, how long will you be there, any alcohol, tobacco, or firearms). When he got to "firearms", one buddy looked at the other and asked, "Do you think that includes the M16 broken down in the trunk?" Customs agents don't think that's funny. They pulled the car over and spent the next hour taking things apart until they found that M16... which wasn't there... After an hour, they were allowed to reassemble the car and given a nasty warning. Truth is, they could still be in the slammer... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.