Thread: The Paperboy :(
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Old 05-23-2003, 09:29 PM   #1
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Join Date: March 29, 2002
Location: Canada
Age: 52
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I must have the world's most lazy paperboy.

His parents drive his route (it's somewhat rural) for him, house to house. All he has to do is put the paper in the mailbox. Not real hard.

So why everytime when I come home, is my paper lying in the middle of the driveway soaking wet? It's not as if I'm asking him to perform brain surgery, I just want a dry newspaper! [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]


Have you every tried to read a newspaper that you have to wring out first? My clothes come out of the washer with less water in them! I've lost track of the amount of times I've talked to him about, and the newspaper has no one else to deliver it because it's so rural.

I can't believe the paperboy has me by the short and curlies.

Okay, I'm feeling better now. [img]graemlins/rant.gif[/img]
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