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Righto listen up.
I'm moving in up here, no rent or nothing. Usually up here it's drifters or stickies, well I'm neither, I'm a squickster. Basically someone who squats in places vacated by others. So basically I'm a squatter. Do you guys have em in your countries? Sure you do!!
In a nutshell my goal in life is to squat here, right up the top of this page for the next twelve years. After 12 years, under interirrational law, this whole thread/forum thing will become mine. Job done.....
Please don't think I'll be living up here post free, oh noooo, I likes to pays me ways. I'll do me bit when called upon, worry ye not. Just call, (loudly) and I might be there.......err......sometimes.
Look the way I see it is thus...
Ziroc and I grew up in different countries together, we share different birthdays and different parents, we went to different schools at different times and with different people.
Just look at the coincidences, we were meant to share. Him with me and me with I.
So you see, Ziroc has loads of forums to live in, he can be, and is the top wherever he goes..........Except....
The top of this little forum is now mine...legally squatted by moi.
Are you people really gonna turf me out???? I've nowhere else to go you know.....and it's snowing. Look, I won't leave no mess ok, just keep me squatted and I'll stay...ahem..squatted.
Look at it like it's the hit parade or something. Who's number 1 this week? How long has he been at the top of the charts?????.....Who cares?
Listen guys, you're doing me out of house and home here....be kind to me. All you need to do to show your support for the longest unstickied Squatter at the top of the page is vote -
STAY SQUATTED
If you don't want a Squatter in yer midst, then just vote -
UNSQUAT AND GET A JOB YOU BONE IDLE BASTARD
Only 11 years 366 days to go......keep me up here guys. Feel free to feed me, I ain't leaving.
SQUATTERS RIGHTS
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