They got married!! Please, somebody, tell me what the hell that's all about. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom.
"Congratulations to Nell McAndrew and Dale Winton on their marriage earlier this week. Loved-up Dale has spoken of his joy at finally getting 29-year-old Nell to agree to become his wife. 'It was the happiest day of my life,' beamed butch stud Dale. Matron of honour Cilla Black bought a new hat for the occasion, and guests Anthea Turner, Tony Blackburn and Neil and Christine Hamilton wiped away tears of happiness. During his rambunctious stag night out with the boys for some red-blooded fun, the groom-to-be found himself chained to some railings. 'I didn't have a ■■■■■■■ clue where I was,' laughed manly Dale, wiping sick off his loafers. Hang on, does this sound right? Unfortunately neither Winton nor his new missus is prepared to comment on the legality of the ceremony, to be shown on BBC3's Celebrity Weddings later this month. Rumours in media circles suggest Dale may actually be gay. Seems a tad far-fetched, that.
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Dale gay - surely not!!!!!!!!!!!
[ 05-21-2003, 06:50 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]