I've been hit by three cars and a double-decker bus and got only bruises. I've been nearly run over so many times my friend and I have a "Near-death experience of the week" where we count how many times we nearly died in a week. Aside from the cars, I've nearly started a house fire, had soup explode in my face, nearly drowned, nearly electrocuted myself and nearly had my roof fall in on me. I haven't yet fallen from a great height, so I'll go see to that one
