Almost drowned in '67 when we lived in Hawaii. It was just before my 6th birthday and some damned kid pushed me into a hotel pool. The hotels manager pulled me out and got the water out of my lungs. Not fun. But I do have a VERY fond memory of the boys father giving him one hell of a whippin'.
A few years later I fell on some broken glass and cut my wrist. The doctor said he could see the artery it came that close to cutting it. Then I was electrocuted in '79. Then a few months later I fell about twenty feet onto a concrete floor when a scaffold collapsed. And then six years ago I got food poisoning.