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Old 02-06-2003, 05:09 PM   #27
SixOfSpades
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Join Date: September 16, 2001
Location: Bellingham, WA, USA
Age: 48
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Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern:
Dry humour is one the best forms of humour IMHO.
You might like one of the NPCs I've dreamt up, named Fox Pesdassi. He's an Acolyte (Bard that can cast 9th-level spells) with a terrific Lore score, and he's always making out-of-game references and the like.

In Hell: "It's hideous.....they should have sent a poet! .....Oh, wait, they did."

If you take him to Trademeet and have his fortune told (from Kveroslava), he'll ask her how she gets her information--does she have visions like he does? She'll respond by asking what sort of visions he sees, and he'll answer, "Well, sometimes I see a little red circle appear around someone's feet, and when that happens it means that they don't have very long to live."
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