On another list, someone had forwarded the Mood Ring joke to her husband. His response....
Forget it! A diamond would leave a huge cut.
I could get you a stress ball to squeeze:
If it is dusty, I'm great.
If it is clean, I'm okay.
If it has finger molds all around, I'd better walk softly.
If the vacuum cleaner is running and stress ball filler is everywhere, I should sneak away and come back with take-out Chinese and chocolate for dessert.
