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Vaskez · 05-13-2003, 06:56 AM

Hmm I hadn't heard these before, thought I might as well post 'em.

Two blondes are talking:
- I think my husband's cheating on me.
- Yeah yeah I know how you feel, I don't really trust my husband either. I mean, who knows if the kids really are from him??

One blonde says to the other:
- This year, Christmas Day falls on a Friday.
- Damn, I hope it's not the 13th!

05-13-2003, 06:56 AM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Hmm I hadn't heard these before, thought I might as well post 'em. Two blondes are talking: - I think my husband's cheating on me. - Yeah yeah I know how you feel, I don't really trust my husband either. I mean, who knows if the kids really are from him?? One blonde says to the other: - This year, Christmas Day falls on a Friday. - Damn, I hope it's not the 13th! __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray