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Smoked boneless man--$2.09 a pound.

Remember, you get what you pay for, and at Krucker's Furniture, you pay less.

For Sale: Antique dresser, perfect for a lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Homemade American flag for sale. Sixty stars and one pole, $75.

For Sale: Chip and Dale mahogany table.

Employment wanted: Former drug Dealer. Plenty of business and security experience.

For Sale: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate.

Tired of working for only $9.25 an hour? We offer full benefits and flexible hours. Starting pay anywhere from $7 to $9 per hour.

Wanted: Forty women for stripping machine operators in factory.

Have Viagra! Need women, any woman between age of 18 and 75.

Saul's Auto Repair: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.