[Stormymystic]

Please note [img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img] that not all of these veiws are what i belive...the are nonbelivers


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Pro-Cat One-liners - Part II

Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

Cats' favorite game: "Hah--made you look!"

Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad

Cats: God's way of saying your furniture is too nice.

Cats: Good for dusting high places.

Cats: proof that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Cats have their own lives; get on with yours

Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know.

Cats like to play Hide-and-Go-Puke.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.

Cats aren't intelligent; they just THINK they are.

Cats are roommates. Dogs are kids.

Cats - Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers.

And God said, "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored

Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves

Pro-Cat One-liners - Part I

Will herd cats for food.

Women and cats do as they like. Men & dogs had better get used to it.

it's 11:00...do you know what your cats are shredding?

The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.

The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.

Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.

Tunar: sonar-like device in cat food that attracts cats.

Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter bearable...

Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.

Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.

He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he.

I took my cat in for a cat-scan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.

I understand life and the universe. Cats are beyond me.

If evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers

[ 05-06-2003, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]