Jaheira "Where is the crossbow support?"
Minsc "Butterfingers is winching his crossbow as we speak."
Jaheira "Tell him to hurry!"
Nalia "Hurry up so we can go help the needy!"
Anomen "Erm, hey, is a crossbow meant to be winched that tight?"
Minsc "What do you mean?"
Imoen "Oh hell! DUCK!"
THWAP! (Sonic boom)
(Party watches in amusement as Neeber is now pinned to a post)
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