I head-butted some dick in a bar in Holland when I was seventeen. He was pushing in the queue and just being really stupid and anti-social. I thought I'd insinuate some huge bar fight, but no chance. I also stole a car radio once. I've done loads of other things on a similar scale, but nothing really awful.
Most embarrassing thing I've ever done? That's easy. I was thirteen and playing 'dare or die' with a group of friends. At one point I was dared to strip slowly to my boxers, in Full-Monty style. I did that, and I was down to my underwear, but I didn't realize that something was sticking out. Everyone was cracking up but I was clueless as to what was going on. I looked down after about ten seconds and only realized it then.
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Marvellous banter; I am bereft of ribs.
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