[Hiram Sedai]

Hello good people of Ironworks! I’d like to warmly thank those of you who nominated me as one of the “funniest people” on Ironworks. It warms my hirsute frame to know that I am appreciated.

When I was a mere toddler bashing my enormous head on the furniture for the sole purpose of amusing others, I had this nomination in mind. Well, there was this bit of kudos and watching the magical lights that danced in my vision. Did the head bashing on the davenport affect me? Wait, where and I and who stole my socks?

Oh, back to the Gratitude speech. I’d also like to thank all of the munificent mods and the gloriously omniscient admin that reigns supreme from his castle in Florida. Without their patience, I would not have been able to amuse some of you with my pedantic musings. I am now contemplating naming my firstborn Sazerac.

I’ll end this inane bit of blathering by mentioning that I will be moving to Georgia on Saturday to live with Dragonmage. Once again, I thank Ironworks for introducing us.