[Boutte]

One Fourth of July many years ago were setting off bottle rockets. I had bunch of them in my hand when I lit one of the ones in a bottle. It flew right into the ones in my hand and them off, I threw them down but then there were bottle rockets flying around all over the place and I was running around trying to get away from them. It must have been a funny sight because my sister and Mother were laughing so they fell down. Just when I thought I was in the clear a stray rocket hit me in the ass setting of another bunch that were in my back pocket. Now even I'm laughing even though my ass is on fire and I'm running around like a chicken with his chopped off. Finally I sat in puddle which caused a puff of steam to rise up and got everybody laughing even harder. My brother in law laughed so hard he actully wet his pants.

The moral of the story is- if want to get a laugh , Set your ass on fire!