[Downunda]

Here's a few from the best mag in the whole world, FHM -

A group of senior citizens are sitting around a rumpus room talking about their ailments. "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,"says one old man. "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my cup of tea," replies another. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"says a third, to which several others nod weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claims another.
I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winces an old woman as she shakes her head. "Well, it's not that bad," says another woman. "At least we can still drive."