[J.J.]

Subject: Women...... I don't understand them


A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite
up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds then it
comes crashing back down. He tries this a few more times all
the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window. Muttering
to herself how men need to be told how to do everything she
opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make
up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!