[J.J.]

> >>>> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> >>>> glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
> >>>> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo
and
behold, she took the seat right > > > > > > beside his. Eager to strike
up a
conversation, he
> >>>> blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and
said,
> >>>> "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in
> >>>> Chicago"
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen
> >>>> sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your
> >>>> business role at this convention?"
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>> "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of
> >>>> the popular myths about sexuality."
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>> "Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>> "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that American men are
the
> >>>> most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who
> >>> > is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that
> >>> >French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Jewish
> >> > >descent.
> >>> >We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
> >>> > categories is the Southern red neck."
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>> Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and
> >> > >blushed. I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
discussing
this with
> >>> > you. I don't even know your name."
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>> "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me
> > > > >> > > > "Bubba."