What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Dougless
What do you call a spanard who just had his car stolen?
Carlos
What do you call a spanard who's just come out of hospital?
Manwell
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What do you call a um...* person who may have originated from Asia minor with ham on their head?
Hamid
What do you call a PWMHOFAM* with more ham on thier head?
Mohammed
What do you call a PWMHOFAM* with more ham on their head standing between two houses?
Mohammed Ali
What do you call a man floating in the ocean with no arms or legs?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms, legs or tounge covered in leaves?
Russle
What do you call 20 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel
What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A roman cathholic
What do you call a man that gets sucked into a meat grinder?
Chuck
What do you call a man that gets sucked into a meat grinder in a sausage factory?
Frank
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a beach?
Sandy
What do you call a Chinese PostWoman?
May Ling
What do you call a blonde dying her hair auburn?
Artificial intelligence
What do you call a blind stag?
No eye-dear
What do you call a blind stag with no legs?
Still no eye-dear
(I apologise in advance for this one)
What do you call a blind stag with no legs and no genitals?
Still no fscking eye-dear