Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality,
goes to
consult a psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she
finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replies the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be
an
American holiday!"
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Defender of Those Unable To
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To Err is Human To Forgive Divine, However Neither is U.S. Marine Corps Policy.