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Old 08-25-2001, 07:45 PM   #74
Melusine
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Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Age: 45
Posts: 6,541
Quote:
Originally posted by Tancred:
No-one's considered the priestly side of things...

* Cure Paper Cut
* Symbol, Smiley Face
* Summon Shrub (A shwubbery!)
* Tenser's Alarm Clock - sort of like False Dawn
* Reduce Party Strength (also known as Strength of One, ho ho)
* Spell Hair-Trigger (NO! Don't touch the WHOOOOOMPH)
* Abi-Dhalzim's Gaudy Decor (cast at will in Irenicus' Dungeon)
* Summon Invisible Illusion (where is it then?)
* Visible Stalker (Hey... that guy over there's watching me!)
* Paper Chain Lightning (projectile papier-mache)
* Batfink's Shield of Steel (anyone remember the cartoon?)
* Batfink's Sonar Radar (anyone?)
* Emotion: Teenage Angst (a more dreadful curse I find it hard to imagine)
* Summon Amusing Talking Skull
* Dawdle (somewhere between Slow and Haste)
* Invisibility 10" radius (Um... where's my stomach?)
* Pathetic Spell Deflection
* Weedy Spell Deflection
* Pansy Spell Deflection
* Illusion of Armour
* Vocalise (ANYONE can see the logical flaw in this spell, surely?)
* Tenser's Handshake Buzzer
* Unimpress Person (as well as the more powerful version, Unimpress Girl of Dreams)

Yes, I'll be memorising a few of these tonight.

Tancred

Ahem.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Priceless, Tancred, simply priceless!
Wow I've missed reading your posts!



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