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08-21-2001, 09:55 AM

I did a search and did not find that these had been posted here before, so if this is a duplicate of a thread in existence already, my apologies.

*Acid Trip

*Alamir's Fundamental Theorem

*Anger God

*Animate Bread

*Anti-Magic Magic Missle

*Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)

*Bigby's Clenched Teeth

*Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand

*Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)

*Break the Wind

*Change Elf

*Charm Dead

*Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)

*Create Coat Hanger

*Cure Light Winds

*Cure Smoked Ham

*Deathwish

*Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)

*Detect Detect Spells

*Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')

*Detect Pervert

*Detect Self

*Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)

*Enlightening Bolt

*Enrage Dragon

*ESPN

*Evard's Blue Testicles

*Explosive Friends

*Globe of Vulnerability

*Guess Alignment

*Hair Extension I, II, III

*Heel

*Hold Bladder

*Hold Self

*Impress Plants

*Improper Suggestion

*Invisibility to Dead

*Irritate Self

*Kender Summoning I, II, III

*Knock Knock

*Legend Bore

*Leomund's Grass Hut

*Lightning Blot

*Locate Right Hand

*Maggot Missle

*Magic Gristle

*Mail of the Banshee

*Melf's Acid Trip

*Mildly Surprising Grasp

*Mistaken Identify

*Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)

*Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife

*Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck

*Part Hair

*Phantasmal Fork

*Power Word, NO!

*Power Word, Puke

*Protection from Self

*Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)

*Remove Hand (yours)

*Reservation

*Resurrect Living

*Sheepskin

*Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)

*Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius

*Speak With Self

*Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter

*Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder

*Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence

*Teleport Without Destination

*Teleport Without Terror

*Tenser's Formatted Disk

*Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)

*Transmute Rock to Jazz

*Unseen Manservant

*Unseen Pervert

*Wall of Dog

*You Wish!

*ZX-Spectral Force

Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey
(101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing)

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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

08-21-2001, 09:55 AM	#1
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	I did a search and did not find that these had been posted here before, so if this is a duplicate of a thread in existence already, my apologies. Acid Trip Alamir's Fundamental Theorem Anger God Animate Bread Anti-Magic Magic Missle Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self) Bigby's Clenched Teeth Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent) Break the Wind Change Elf Charm Dead Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence) Create Coat Hanger Cure Light Winds Cure Smoked Ham Deathwish Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...) Detect Detect Spells Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5') Detect Pervert Detect Self Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup) Enlightening Bolt Enrage Dragon ESPN Evard's Blue Testicles Explosive Friends Globe of Vulnerability Guess Alignment Hair Extension I, II, III Heel Hold Bladder Hold Self Impress Plants Improper Suggestion Invisibility to Dead Irritate Self Kender Summoning I, II, III Knock Knock Legend Bore Leomund's Grass Hut Lightning Blot Locate Right Hand Maggot Missle Magic Gristle Mail of the Banshee Melf's Acid Trip Mildly Surprising Grasp Mistaken Identify Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg) Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck Part Hair Phantasmal Fork Power Word, NO! Power Word, Puke Protection from Self Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?) Remove Hand (yours) Reservation Resurrect Living Sheepskin Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion) Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius Speak With Self Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence Teleport Without Destination Teleport Without Terror Tenser's Formatted Disk Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!) Transmute Rock to Jazz Unseen Manservant Unseen Pervert Wall of Dog You Wish! *ZX-Spectral Force Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey (101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing) ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!