Utah
"It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them."
"It is illegal to cause a catastrophe."
and
"No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call."
And in New York
"The penalty for jumping off a building is death."
Danville,Pennsylvania
"All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires."
[ 04-25-2003, 08:19 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]
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