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Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
What??  Even a feet-on-desk lazy-ass knows house work is an oxymoron that simply means "Ooooh, I get to watch Oprah and Dr. Phil all day." [img]tongue.gif[/img]
(You were owed that one and oh so many more.)
Had court this morning. I always hit the West Egg, this wonderful omlette shop in the basement of the courthouse, and work for an hour or so before court. Great prep time and food. Hmmm.... don't know why I shared that. Like anyone here cares. Oh well, come visit me in Chicago and I'll treat you to a West Egg Omlette.
Anywho, the judge threatened to hold me in contempt when I asked if I could put my feet on the bench.
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Wee thank you Timber. [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] Hmm perhaps I should add one of those to my sig. Or perhaps only "Thwacks Timber".
LOL at your last comment!
You had court? Are you sure you donīt mean coffee break? Or perhaps "a day off"? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Right back at you my dear Timber.
Harley, I actually prefer watching soccer. Much cuter guys, no helmets and more muscles. And then a guy dressed in all black blowing in his little whistle all the time. Would someone care to explain that to me? And the offside rules are way messed up. But the guys in shorts make up for it.
[ 04-23-2003, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]