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Originally posted by WillowIX:
Good morning all. Had the most terrific day yesterday. I got to clean the entire house and also do some laundry. Lucky me.  The next person who ever tells me that house-maker isnīt a full time job will loose some teeth.  LOL
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What??
Even a feet-on-desk lazy-ass knows house work is an oxymoron that simply means "Ooooh, I get to watch Oprah and Dr. Phil all day." [img]tongue.gif[/img]
(You were owed that one and oh so many more.)
Had court this morning. I always hit the West Egg, this wonderful omlette shop in the basement of the courthouse, and work for an hour or so before court. Great prep time and food. Hmmm.... don't know why I shared that. Like anyone here cares. Oh well, come visit me in Chicago and I'll treat you to a West Egg Omlette.
Anywho, the judge threatened to hold me in contempt when I asked if I could put my feet on the bench.
