Thread: FREE KIDS!!!!!
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Old 04-17-2003, 03:56 PM   #27
Sir Kenyth
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Originally posted by quietman1920:
Stormy, I'll never complain about my 2 ever again. My youngest (7 months) like to go for my glasses. When i take them off, he goes for my eyes (with a wicked chiuldlike glee!). My olderst son just turned 6 and wants me to play Game cube with him whenever I'm free. The trouble is that if I'm holding the smallest one, I have trouble playing with the biggest one.

But now I know my complaints are baseless drivel. They are quite shallow next to your valid complaints, so I'll not so another word. Except, maybe, that you never unsnap the Pampers without a replacement in the other hand....
Whenever young kids do stuff like poking you in the eyes, put them down and don't pick them back up. It's the only way they'll start to understand that it's not a game.

Sage advice when dealing with children in large numbers is........

#1. Wear a helmet.

Come to think of it, safety glasses and a cup aren't a bad idea either!

Prepare to be attacked! Run, the toddlers cometh! [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img]

[ 04-17-2003, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ]
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