[Rataxes]

A few more general Simpson quotes

Professor Frink - No, Pops, it's too risky! For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas!

Mr Burns - Oh Meltdown! It's one of those popular buzz-words. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus

Chief Wiggum - This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Chief Wiggum - I can't take more of this, we need action! Take that you lousy dimension! [goes berserk with his gun on a pink wall]

Homer - You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart - Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer - I like stories

Homer - Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes to move your car, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube.

Homer - It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer - Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

Louie - Looks like an explosion at the Simpson house chief!
Chief Wiggum Awwh, that's two blocks away!
Louie - It looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney
Chief Wiggum - I'm proceeding on foot!
Louie - We need pretzels! I repeat, pretzels!

[ 04-13-2003, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: Rataxes ]