[Harkoliar]

got this from my email.. very funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

>Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that sound good
but
>leave out the REALITY of friendship? Well, here is a poem that really
>speaks the truth about friendship!!
>Friend,
>
>When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
>against
>the bastard who made you sad.
>When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got some.
>When you are scared, ...I will tease you about it every chance I get.
>When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how
much
>worse it could be and to quit whining.
>When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to
your
>dumb
>butt.
>When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't
>want what you've got.
>When you fall, ...I will try to keep from laughing.
>This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you ask? Because you're
my
>friend.