LOL, I know I posted this once before 8 months or so ago, but there are more now LOL. They are just hilarious! ROTFL just listened to the garden gnome one!
Check it out if you are in for a good laugh, they have quite a lot of them now
Just scroll down half way till you get to the Great American Heroes section with the blue text. The list beings with "Mr. Bass Plaque Maker".
http://www.smittystavern.com/bud/
ROTFL!!